7 Artistes Who Should Dump Entertainment for Other Careers

Sina Rambo  

This is not the famous Sina Rambo but the famous Sina Rambo. If you don’t know now you know. His claim to fame is being a cousin, hype man and video vixen for Davido. However like his brother B-red his sound has not gone down well with our ears.

Recommended Career: Remain a hype man

Uzi

His claim to fame is being the younger brother of Ikechukwu. He also almost made it to being Nigeria’s Arnold Schwartzneger when the latter was young and muscled and all. By the way if you don’t know the meaning of latter please go back to your secondary school. So lest we forget what we were discussing Uzi has apparently being in the game for years (hmm ok). He released a single recently in which we basically hear nada, nothing. Well we want to plead with him (so he doesn’t bash our heads with those muscles) that he should please kindly quit. Thank you. 

Recommended Career: Fitness Coach

Kenny Saint Best (KSB)

What do we say here? We are tired of hearing our beloved church songs being remixed time without number. Her original song with the late Dagrin ‘Turn me around’ was good. Well after that her sojourn to make gospel music trend in clubs has being an epic fail. Come to think of it, who thinks about church and debauchery at the same time?

Recommended Career: Open up a boutique

Durella 

We don’t know what the ‘Zanga’ is but it seems like a place where exclusive bad breaths converge to torment human souls. May be if he wasn't telling people to enter the ‘Zanga’ all the time or heck we’ll say it mimicking D'banj may be, just may be o! His career could have gone further than what it is now.   

Recommended Career: I don't even know

D’Prince

He definitely is trying to traverse the blazing terrain created by D’banj where rhyming and beats make up music. However he has taking this to the extreme. Why would you torture our ears with the fact that you are telling somebody to eat banana over gazillion times and you call it music. Other songs from his stable have being cheesy as well. Did you notice he wasn’t introduced as Don Jazzy’s younger brother? Yes he is famous but brings out cheesy music.

Recommended Career: Become Male Stripper

Skuki  

The PR spinning machine has being able to keep this boys around for a long while. However the Silifa’s and the Voom Va’s have not swayed us one bit. Though they seem to know one or two things about fashion, their music sense makes a nursery school rhyme a better hit than their songs. Did we mention that their father is an actor? So maybe they are just acting to be musicians.

Recommended Career: Should find jobs in one office (so their fine suits don’t go to waste)

Flowsick   

The problem with flossick is that his flow is sick. Flossick knows much about music like mama peace knows about a certain language (i don’t know which one). He had in earlier years released singles such as ‘lowkey’ and ‘Ringtone’ however the singles did not do too well. He then ventured into what the human species known as Nigerians call singing. With lines such as “She dey use MTN i dey give her the Glo ” let’s just say it did not lead to awards and accolades which was surprising for a nation like Nigeria which basically adores junk music.  

Recommended Career: Should use his flow to teach Arabic at the mosque